Let’s call this an informational piece for all guys out there who have ever been confused by a girl. This is for you. Girls and guys have a lot in common. We both have to communicate, we have to have some human contact and we need physical contact. Yes, I mean sex. For the most part, everyone on this Earth over a certain age needs to have that physical connection that only happens when … well, I don’t think I need to explain it. Girls will use this to control you guys.
Girls are evil. They have the will to manipulate and hold out on you to get things they want. They will act like they don’t have urges and then blame you for acting on yours. They will do everything in their power in order to control you. But I have a secret: they want sex just as much (if not more) than you do. For some reason we have developed the ability to hide that we want it, but it doesn’t change the fact that the cravings are there.
In fact, for the most part the only time any guy will find a girl ready and willing is when they are less than sober. In these cases girls will be completely honest, come on to you, invite you to their rooms … and sometimes you get lucky, but other times you are left with blue balls and your hand of preference. Girls crave attention. The slutty outfits in the middle of winter, the way they have to touch you in some way when you are close to them and even the perfume they wear; all of it is for the attention of others.
As I was saying, girls want attention from guys, and when they get it they feel fulfilled until the guy gives attention to another girl, then there’s a cat fight. They will never admit it, but even if a girl doesn’t like you as more than a friend or view you as a future sex partner, she still doesn’t want your attention to be divided between her and another girl. Why is this? Because all girls are whores (attention whores that is). When there are only girls hanging out there is some chaos, but when you throw just one male into the mix it’s almost guaranteed to create chaos.
There are girls that are not like this. They are honest with guys about what they want and it scares a lot of guys. They think of them as clingy or too serious when all they are trying to do is be honest about what they want and who they want it from. Girls play the game because it’s what is expected of them. They act like spoiled rotten prudes because acting like a slut is only acceptable when you are intoxicated or on other drugs. Guys are scared of girls when they are forward, so girls hide behind this facade of having no sex drive whatsoever and blaming the guy whenever they have sex.
Guys, I want you to know that I know all of this because I am a girl. I’ve played all the manipulation games and honestly, it’s sickening. I’ve tried to be forward to guys and they were either really scared or didn’t know what to make of me. It was pretty amusing to be honest. I know I said this was going to be an informative piece, but let me give you some advice. Don’t assume that every girl that is nice to you is interested. Some girls are just too nice to tell you otherwise. On the opposite side of the spectrum, don’t assume that just because a girl isn’t nice to you means that she isn’t interested. Many girls don’t understand how to express themselves if they aren’t sure of what you are feeling. And lastly, girls will blame you for everything, even if it was their idea.
If she says, “Let’s have sex,” and you answer with a yes then you are now a horn dog; if you say no, you’re an asshole. You can’t win. That’s the point. Let them play their games and when they’re mature enough to say, “Oh, I don’t want to play these games anymore,” then they are ready to be up front and honest. Don’t let this honesty frighten you. I know it’s not what you’re used to, but I promise it’s a step in the right direction.
(I would like to apologize for only giving the heterosexual view of things. I have no personal experience with the bisexual and homosexual views on sex.)