Weekly time wasters – Lights, scares, Star Wars 7

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your last set of weekly time wasters for the semester. Use them wisely, as you’ll need an excuse to procrastinate on studying for finals and any other important tasks ahead of you! You’re welcome in advance. 

There are a million of these floating around this time of year, but here’s my personal favorite. It starts a bit slow but the bass hits around 1:45.





As someone who has never been into sports all that much, this is my life. Then I realized that I was a Packers fan and screw you guys.







Did you know that there’s a spider that eats birds? No seriously, think about that before you go to sleep tonight. It’s probably not under your bed right now.








The reaction of my roommate upon me showing him this next clip: “Dude you can show a burlesque dancer in your time waster … wait, why is there a … WTF JUST HAPPENED?!” Yup, this one’s a winner. Remember, PETA don’t play.







“The Hobbit” is here! My inner nerd is doing so many backflips that I bruised a kidney! I guess the only thing to do now is break out the old bagpipes and take the unicycle out for a spin. Wait, that’s not good enough I want to make sure that people notice me. I know! I’ll dress up as Gandalf!  Yeah, best plan ever.

In other news I want to grab a beer with this man.







What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with a ghost?  Survey says scream and cry!

It must be great to have a budget for scaring the crap out of people. How does one apply for this job and where do I sign? But seriously, these people are going to be scarred for the rest of their lives.








Hold on to you socks, America, because your humble narrator has, after extensive research and two or three shady deals, obtained the teaser trailer to Star Wars: Episode 7.  Yeah. Woah.