Welcome to another installment of the column that I know all of you wait around with bated breath all week for, the Weekly Time Wasters! I have nothing to say here but my editor insisted I have an introduction. I don’t mind as I now have a chance to talk to all you lovely people. So how was your day? Good? Mine too. Now that that’s over, let’s get into the good stuff and waste some time. If you like what you see leave a comment and let me know. If you stumble across something elsewhere that’s so funny that you have no choice but to share it with the world, put it in the comments. There’s a good chance it could make it into next weeks Time Waster. And now, an enjoyable 15 minutes that you will never get back.
Anne Hathaway is so amazing. Seriously, she’s in my top three right after Emma Stone. I enjoy how it’s now fashionable to be awkward. It means there’s hope for us writers living under rocks.
Do you like crisps? I sure as bejesus do. Crisps. Yeah. This clip also addresses a rather infuriating issue that has brought much pain to every man’s life. Seriously ladies, cut this out.
Ever wonder what the guys from “Workaholics” did before “Workaholics”? Turns out that they had been writing sketches together for years. Here’s one of their early ones.
This column doesn’t have enough cute animals (according to my friend Kay-Dee). She insisted that I put this puppy in the lineup for the betterment of mankind.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be schizophrenic? This next video is a simulation of what it’s like to live with it. I should warn you that it’s pretty scary.
Why do you vote? This lady has a very well thought out opinion. There should be more people like her. She has to have that phone!
And after watching that you know what’s coming: here is the obligatory remix.