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[Quiz] Have you kept your sanity?

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“I shook the computer because “color” is spelled wrong.”

 

What did you do when…

  1. …you found out you couldn’t use the new gym at RU until the Spring Semester?
  • a.) I punched a hole in the wall.
  • b.) I shrugged and went back to playing Left4Dead.
  1. …you tried to get breakfast at Chick-Fil-A and then saw G.A.P.’s demonstration?
  • a.) I pulled one of them aside and started yelling at them.
  • b.) I ran to a trashcan and puked.
  1. …you were asked your favorite colour by a quiz?
  • a.) I shook the computer because “color” is spelled wrong.
  • b.) I said, “green.”
  1. …your parents learned about Winter-mester and signed you up?
  • a.) I screamed into a pillow.
  • b.) I changed my availability at work.
  1. …you got your final project’s rubric?
  • a.) I got home and went on Netflix and marathoned Scrubs until the due date.
  • b.) I planned what I would do and gradually worked on it.
  1. …your pen ran out of ink during a quiz?
  • a.) I broke my pen in half with my teeth.
  • b.) I raised my hand and got a new pen from the professor.
  1. …you walked into Pets Mart?
  • a.) I bought two lizards, three hamsters, and twelve puppies.
  • b.) I bought a beta fish and named it Vernon.
  1. …your roommates left you with a sink full of dishes?
  • a.) I let the dishes get moldy.
  • b.) I asked them to clean it up.
  1. …you accidentally ordered a extra large pizza from Highlander’s?
  • a.) I ate it all…
  • b.) I shared it with all my friends (I’m popular).
  1. …you checked your grades over Thanksgiving break?
  • a.) I puked.
  • b.) I showed them to my parents.

 

If the majority of your answers were a, I’m sorry but you’re a mess. This semester has definitely taken away your sanity. Enjoy your break, like you’ve never enjoyed a break before. Take long baths, watch the stars, and for God’s sake, buy an agenda. You’re going to need it if you want to survive Spring semester!

 

If the majority of your answers were b, thank the almighty grading-gods, you’ve made it. Somehow, you kept it together and have even more time to collect your thoughts and plan for 2015, where you’ll no-doubt be just as successful!